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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
153 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
153 chars (1 sms)
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?
Santa - "R-O-N-G"
Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!
Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
TEACHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.
STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,
Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....
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tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.
StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.
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Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?
Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: YE$ MI$$,
Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
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Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.
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Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don''t know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
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Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
149 chars (1 sms)
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
140 chars (1 sms)
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
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