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O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
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Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy,
they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
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Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.
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'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
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Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai
Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho
Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho
Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho
Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi
Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho
Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko
Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho
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I am Thankful...
I can walk.
There are those who have never taken their first step.
I Am Thankful...
I can see the beauty all around me.
There are those whose world is always dark.
I Am Thankful ...
I can hear music playing.
There are those who entire life has been spent in silence.
I Am Thankful...
My heart can be broken.
There are those who are so hardened they cannot be touched.
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Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
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Beloved''s Manifestation
One who is eager for love,
the beloved''s manifestation is in his soul.
In his existence there is the sign,
in his bones, marrow, and blood.
Is the beloved a houri or a human?
Venus, the sun, or the moon?
My beloved, in short,
is neither from the earth, nor from the sky.
Day by day my beloved''s beauty becomes more elegant.
Moment by moment I become more saddened.
My beloved is closer to me than myself,
Yet, I don''t know where my beloved is.
One who has reason and knowledge,
becomes intimate with someone of his kind.
I, helpless and Majnun-like,
have become accustomed to the desert.
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The past
is an archive of events
even when I die,
you turn back your neck
and I''ll eternally
have what came
before
and there''s somewhere
somewhere a man
singing softly
unique and parched
it''s all the pain
holding her
in my arms
Vessel to the words
he can''t see before
before the chords
Maddened by a red sun
skeptical
going on through this
and behind
a wagging tail
the sands continue
to sift
A little past
the way we were
And then, by that
will always be...!!!
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itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay
yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain
end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai
HAPPY
.......ENDINGS
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Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,
tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.
Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
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