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Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan
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Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
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A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...
mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
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Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"
Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.
Teacher:What is this ?
Student:Ladies First
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But our teachers don't understand.
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Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.
Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.
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Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
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High level confidence!
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.
Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
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Fashion is simplicity 4 us.
Class is meeting hall 4 us.
Teachers are inspectors 4 us.
Girls r dolls.
Guys r prince.
Cafe means life 2 us.
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads r catwalk tracks.
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades.
We are "STUDENTS"
Keep Rocking Buddies!
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One likes darkness, another is in the light.
Another drills to pile up worldly possessions.
What is, is in love, the rest is futile.
The world is nothing, its sultan and its shah all nothing.
Was there ever a sultan whose throne survived?
Is there a lover in this world whose name will fade?
May God bless my father who told my teacher:
"Teach my son love’s lesson, and nothing else."
Look at the soil and rock of the desert;
they’re mourning Majnun’s tears.
If Mazun dies as a pauper,
write on his tombstone: This is love’s abode. And nothing else
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itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay
k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay
yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain
end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai
HAPPY
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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
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