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Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?
STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
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Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?
Beta:Teacher ne mara hy
Mom:Q Mara?
Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha
Mom:Q kaha?
Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->
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Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?
Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
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An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .
Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?
Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
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Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
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Height of filmi culture....
teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.
the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...
Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
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Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..
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Teacher;
"I Wish you Would Pay A
Litte Attention...!"
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Student;
"I''m paying As Little As I
Can,sir";->
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Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?
Student : SMILES
Teacher: Why
Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->
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Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student:WOW!
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Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
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Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!
Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
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Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?
student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?
then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.
teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?
student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
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In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?
Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,
Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi
ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
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