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Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
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BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
291 chars (2 sms)
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
138 chars (1 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
141 chars (1 sms)
Bijli ki yad main
Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi
Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out
Girls:
Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi
343 chars (3 sms)
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
299 chars (2 sms)
A Girls Eye Is Faster den Google,
in Serchin A Handsome Boy In A Crowd..
But A Boys Heart Is Slower den Turtle in Forgetting a Girl Whom he Loved..
156 chars (1 sms)
!! ||Girls Psychology|| !!!
*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***
*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***
*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***
*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***
*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***
*** Love with Faithful Boys ***
& in the end
*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***
!!! Moral of the story !!!
Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai
359 chars (3 sms)
HaPpY Eid MubariK
I know its too early...
but l have hundreds of boys and prety girls to wish...
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!
153 chars (1 sms)
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)
213 chars (2 sms)
Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,
suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,
Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
176 chars (2 sms)
Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k Sab Boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon kO Hoot Krain,
GirLs kO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..
To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,
Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto.
234 chars (2 sms)
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: isko english man translate kro
"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
boys: "Oh! Shit we are late" :->
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Question :-
Koi b function ho ya daily ki routine ho girls aik sath aik room main dress change kr leti hain..
Mgr
Boys aik dosre k samne dress kabi change nai krte..
WHY....??
Kia koi is ka answer de sakta hai...??
Forward to get interting ans But reply me first ;->
289 chars (2 sms)