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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
314 chars (2 sms)
''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya
Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye
Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao
Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''
340 chars (3 sms)
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
381 chars (3 sms)
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.
Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"
Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
311 chars (2 sms)
''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''
152 chars (1 sms)
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata
"Faraz"
Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''
106 chars (1 sms)
''Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kehan?Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahan.
GIRL: 0K Police station chalte hen
Larka: Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se mazaq b nhi kr sakta''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
169 chars (2 sms)
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
253 chars (2 sms)
Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
155 chars (1 sms)
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?
1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
194 chars (2 sms)
Just Imagine Life Without Girls:
The Result--
Markets Silent
Streets Empty
The Police at rest
ALL mobile companies in loss
No sms
No Flowers
No Valentine''s
No candles
No Perfumes
No travleing
ALL THe MEN Direct To HEAVEN.
259 chars (2 sms)
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
159 chars (1 sms)
Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
170 chars (2 sms)
Attention Plz:Burqa posh Hasenaon
sey parhaiz karain..ander Molvi b ho
sakta hai...
Chief Commisioner Police,Islamabad!
129 chars (1 sms)