Search Results for 'police'
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
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24 Hours Services In Pakistan
1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!
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We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.
IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.
Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
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Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
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Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya
§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne
15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
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Pakistan k Masael,
Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,
Gharib Awam
phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
171 chars (2 sms)
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez!
Naam mere do (2), Kamm char so bees (420)
Osmana mainu yaar kehnde
Jitthe jawan mere piche piche police hole
Rehen do, jehra jo kehnda oh kehen do
Lain do, mainu sah saukha lain do
Kuriyan jehriyan aje v mere piche piche
Ohna waste mainu eh paigam likh lain do
Main Bahut Batameez,Mainu Nahion Tameez
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Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
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Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
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Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed
"The Heart Of The Country"?
Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.
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Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
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1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."
Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->
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Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
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Santa ko police
kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
?
?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha
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