Search Results for 'insult'
Real Friends do not get offended
when you insult them.
They smile and call you something
even more offensive :P ;)
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I am not really your friend until
I start insulting you on a daily basis.
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You insult me? I can handle it.
You insult my best friend? You die
No one insults my friend more than me.
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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…
Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.
African ko bohet Gussa aya…
Sardar:kya hua??
African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…
Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
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One day l went 2 ZOO.
So many animals were there.
(>. .< )
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o‚¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi..
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'=. You are,
A-B-C-D
¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear
E-F-G
* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius
H-I-J.
= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
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To Achieve Something We've To Cross 3 Stages...
1. Insult...
2. Opposition...
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3. Acceptance...
Fools Stop At The 1st..
Losers Stop At The 2nd..
WINNERS Cross The 3rd...
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When we do a task, we''ve to cross 3 stages.
1.Insult,
2.Opposition,
3.Acceptance.
Fools stop at the 1st.
Losers stop at the 2nd.
Winners cross the 3rd.
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The National Flag Is A Symbol Of The Nation''s Pride & Respect.
There Is A Liberal Use Of The Flag
On Independence Day.
The Trend Of Selling Flags Made Up Of Paper & Plastic,
Is Incorrect.
With A Sense Of Natinal Pride,
Ppl Enthusiastically Buy Such Flags
But Very Next Day,
We Find These Flags Being Trampled
Upon The Road,
In Dustbins & Elsewhere.
In This Context, Ppl Forget That They Are Insulting The Flag. Often,
These Flags Are Burnt Along With Garbage.
It''s The Duty Of Every Individual To
Maintain Proper Respect Of The National Flag.
For God Sake
Respect The National Flag
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Kissi ki itni(insult) b na karo k wo ainda sey tumhein milnein sey pehley 100 bar sochey,kyun k Dil ko dukhana achchey logon ka shewa nahee hota
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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... MaX iNsUlTz ...
* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!
* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!
* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!
* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!
And Now
If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand
And
Place It Over Your
Mouth ...
Because
I m Allergic To Bullshit
459 chars (3 sms)
Don''t Compare yourself with any one in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.
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don''t say anything I am fed out. I don''t have now any more interest in teasing and insulting Sardars and Other animals, So I have decided to say sorry
and
wud try my best to carry on my previous task.
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