Search Results for 'girlfriend'
Sala handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai
KOi larka line he ni marti ??
Bas dekhte he kehti hai
pata ni kitne girlfriend hongi kameeney ke ?? ??
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Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
475 chars (3 sms)
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
475 chars (3 sms)
~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~
A Middle Class Boy Asks
His High Class Girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"
Girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M Always With You...
Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?
Girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?
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Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
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A boy was going with his Girlfriend,
a friend asked:Who is she ?
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Boy:My cousin.
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Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
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Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
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Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
165 chars (2 sms)
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
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I"m sure you"ve met my new girlfriend, she"s been your best
friend for 8 years.
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Wats college life?
It consists of so many first experiences in life..
1st freedom
1st cell
1st night out
1st crush
1st girlfriend/boy friend
1st breakup
1st project
1st call/letter
1st feeling of responsibility
1st of so many
& finaly d last of bye
2 all loving frnds
n a PROMISE
2 stay frnds FOREVER!
347 chars (3 sms)
Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si
Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00
Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me
31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!
Jeeney Do
Musharaf
305 chars (2 sms)