Club Me Dancr jhuki to
Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100 Rs.Uski Bra me dala,British Ne 200 dale
Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or 300 Rs. Nikaal Liye???
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