Sheher-e-Ishq
Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
Wah Wah
Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)
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