I have to come 5 miles
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 861 views
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Aj Kal Cable Pe Channel
Bohot Kharab Aa Rahe Hn!
Aadmi Bola:
Nahi, Hmare Ghar To Saaf Aa Rahe Hn Aap Apna Taar Check Karo.:-)
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JAILR:TO ESME PARESAN HONE KI KYA BAT HE?
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Husband: Unse keh do mujhe bukhaar hai kal aana…
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Husband: What’s Hypnotism?
Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
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Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi
Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi
Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K
Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori
Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;)
by imran (few years ago!)
Agr ap k pas kisi ko dene k lye kuch bi nai hai to
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1 Murghi ko Kaway se pyar ho geya,
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."
Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
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Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
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Meaning of Marriage for a woman –
Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)