Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 643 views

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is your date of birth?

Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se

Jb 1 Aurat dosri se baat karti hy to

Shetan 1 corner me khamoshi beth jata hy

Or

Sirf Seekhta hi nahi hy

Notes Banata Hy Notes.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)