Free Gift To Milna Hi Chahiye
Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.
Ladki: “Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo Dena”
Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle Deta Hai.
Ladki: “Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo
Free Gift Hai Woh To Do”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Par Aisa Koi Gift Nahi Hai ”
Ladki: “Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai Dandruff Free“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views
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