Great School Humor
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
1890-1977
This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:
"He was a dark and stormy knight...."
In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.
Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.
Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".
"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1155 views
Similar Jokes
Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”
Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola
Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..
Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?
Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pappu was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
His Friend: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Pappu: Arey pagal, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse gaya hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.
Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,
Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,
Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dil hai to pyar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai,
Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
Zandu balm hai to munni badnaam hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
"I Miss U"
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
"I Student U"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
FILM
“Looto Pakistan”
HERO:
Zardari
HEROIN:
Shery Rehman
SIDE HERO:
Yousaf Raza G.
VILLAN:
Amin Fahim & nawaz sharif
GUEST APPEARANCE:
Altaf Husain
SUPPORTING ACTOR: Fazal-ur-Rahman and asfand yar wali.
SIDE VILLANs: Chaudhry Brothers
DANCERS:
Fehmida Mirza & Kashmala Tariq
DHMAKAY DAR MUSIC BY:
Taliban
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan
coming soon
in all mobiles in pakistan….
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)