AMERICAN LIFESTYLE
AMERICAN LIFESTYLE :
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DAUGHTER: “Sorry Dad,I got married ystrday.
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Forgot to invite U..
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DAD:” U nauty.. It’s Ok..
But Don’t forget next Time..
by Numan Malik (few years ago!) / 685 views
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