Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat mein aa rahe ho,tumhe sharam nahi ati?

Sardar:
Oh janab tusi roz anday O,tuwano te fer Duub k mar Jana Chahi da ae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1052 views

Phatan Ki bank Daketi

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do." -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Student

Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

an astronomer was watching

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)