Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1306 views

Match is over now..

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kanjoosi package

Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.

by lescol (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Premika ne aisi maang rakhi

S: Premika ne aisi maang rakhi k Maine Use chhod diya
B: Lekin uski Mange Kya Thi
S: Shadi Ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Couple was having dinner

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.

As the food was served, husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat”

Wife: honey! you say prayer before eating at home

Husband: That’s at home Sweetheart, here the chef knows how to cooks. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)