A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 870 views

Sardar ki Maa Sardar se

Sardar ki Maa Sardar se :
“Uth Ja ,Wekh Sooraj
Kadon da nikal aaya Ae……..”.
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Sardar :
“Te ki hoya Amma……
O Sonda V te Magrib ton pellhaan A…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: (Looking at the sky)

Wife: (Looking at the sky) and asking her husband "Aisi kon c cheez hay jo tm roz deKhtay ho par torh nhi sktay ?"
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Husband: tumhara 'Munh' :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de

Sardar: tu mujhe 3 caror rupiye de main 2 month k baad LOTA donga.

Admi: (after 2 month)
Chal apna wada pura kar…

Sardar: yeh lay LOTA

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa tube light de neech muh

Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.

Kiyon...

Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)