Wat is meant by Mixed Emotion?
Ans:Ur ENEMY falls from 17th floor on ur brand
new car
& u don't know whether to Laugh or Cry. :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 707 views

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor my wife recently

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per

1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

O nai i si

Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-

studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
:-
teacher: O I C
:-)

student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Death time

A Memon On His Death Time
My Wife Where R U?
Wife: Yes,I M Here
My Sons: My Daughters R U All Here? Yes: Papa
To Phir Brabar Wale Kamre Ka
Pankha Q Khula He?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)