Teacher: Batao Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq Hai ?

Pathan: Mere Baap Ne Meri Maa Ko Daryaft Kya Or Phir. Dono Ne Mil Kar Mujhe Ejaad Kia.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1107 views

When do you know your

Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

gosht nahi lana pre ga

Husband: Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai Acha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega

Bv: Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao Altaf Bhai TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Bomb rakh de

Teachar:agr koi school me bomb rakh de to kia karo ge?
Student:1 2 ghante dekhun ga agr koi le gia to the hai warna staff room me rakh dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.

Pathan: Kal subha mere abba KUNWAIN main gir gaye or zor zor se chillany lagy Bachao Bachao.

2nd Pathan: Ab kese hain?

1st: Theak he hongy, Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A Snail Buys A Fast New Car

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)