Teacher: Batao Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq Hai ?

Pathan: Mere Baap Ne Meri Maa Ko Daryaft Kya Or Phir. Dono Ne Mil Kar Mujhe Ejaad Kia.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views

Mother:hey son ,your younger

Mother:hey son ,your younger brother is crying badly,
why dont you lovingly cares him.

Son :mom I’m bzy .

Mother:what are ya doing.
Son :I’m eating his biscuits

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Ladke agar ameer ban jaye,
toh bigad jate hain
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and…
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ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh
ameer ban jati hai..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ek din ek aadmi naha do kar bahar nikla

ek din ek aadmi naha do kar bahar nikla, jaise weh nikla bahar us pe ek kabuter gober kar diya toh wah gusse mein aakar kahan ki are oh kabuter tuh chaddi nahi panta kya????

toh kabuter bola kyu tum loge pehan ke karte ho kya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)