Pappu ne exam k liye Question.. Paper banaya..

Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Que. the:"

1.China kis Desh me hai ??

2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ??

3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai ??

4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai ??

5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views

Teacher- Whats Ur name?

Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

After returning back from a foreign trip,

After returning back from a foreign trip, Santa
asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife:
No! Why? Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are
you a foreigner`?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pati Patni Funny Chemistry

Patni: Suno agar main mar jaaungi, toh aap royenge kya?

Pati: Toh abhi kya hans raha hoon kya……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

machli ko pani se dhoone Ke kya zrorat hy

Major Rohail-

Tum ne machli(fish) pani

Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-

Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone

Ke kya zrorat hy

Wo to rehti he pani me hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)