Ek American Aur Ek Indian
1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,
Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
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Dusra bite; papa mitthe
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Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
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