1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,

Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
.
Pehla bite; papa khatti,
.
Dusra bite; papa mitthe
.
Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Dil badal na dena

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terh

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mousam Nawa Dal Do

GOLU Radio Theek Karwane Gya
Dukandar:Radio To Theek Hai

Bas Mousam Kharab Hone Ki Waja Se Chal Nai Raha

GOLU:Theek Hai, Te Mousam Nawa Dal do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Damn I am really so cute

When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!

by lescol (few years ago!)

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)