4 Pathan train k piche

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.

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