Child: papa ammi ka pait itna kyun

Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?

Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata

Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai

Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1115 views
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