Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse
Patni: Aaj Maine Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsurat Mahila Ko Dekha.
Pati: Fir Kya Hua?
Patni: Fir Mai Aiane Ke Samne Se Hat Gayi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 608 views
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“I MISS YOU”
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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,
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” I MR YOU “
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha,
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Iltaf,Nawaz Or Zardari me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To Wo Aqalmand he,
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Pehly Iltaf Gaya Or 5 Minut May bahar Aa Gaya,
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Nawaz Gaya 10 Minut May Bahar Aa Gaya,
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phr Zardari Gaya,.
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1 he mint me Kutta Bahar Aa Gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faasla rakhain…
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Wrna pyaar ho jae ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
High class Insult
Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Larki Dukan Daar:
Koi Aisa card hay jis me likha ho k me tum se aur
sir tum se pyar karti hoon
Dukandar: haan hai
Girl: Tu Phir aisa karo
Kay
2 darjan pack kar do
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Bacha Ab Chalne Laga He
husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se
Husband: Are tum Ab bata Rahi Ho? wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi?
1 shaks: Mujhe hai !
Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye
kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak
lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bv gusse se:agr me shaitan se shadi karti to wo ap se behter shohar sabit hota.
Shohar: magar behan bhai ki shadi ho jo nai sakti
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)