Double Insult
Double Insult :P Girl: do u like me ? Boy: No !!!
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(girl got sad)Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.
Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*Boy: No !!! :P :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views
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