Shadi kar lo

Admi:lamabi umer ka tariqa btao.
Dr:shadi kar lo,
admi:is se umer barh jae gi.
Dr:nai,lakin ye khawahsh khatam ho jae gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 588 views
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