Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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