The fourth grade teacher

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,

“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”

“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 600 views
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