College Ki Ladki
Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho
Gai hai.:
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 676 views
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