Mom is bar hum sare
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 569 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,
Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..
Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.
Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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“Koi Chupay na Chupay . mein aaa gaye.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Medical College ki Larkiyan
Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?
Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?
husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.
Wife: koi baat nhi,
Ab me agai hu na,
Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar apne GF kay paas jata aur baar baar gir jata. Jub who tesre dafa girra to us ke GF kehte sardar jee aap yeh kya ker rahe hain? Sardar kehta: I am falling in luv with you.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says,
"Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai
police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho
foji bola 2 saal bahab
police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua
foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)