Mom is bar hum sare

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 721 views
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