Height Of Insult Of Girls In New Way
Ladkiyo Ka Group Ek Waterfall Dekhne Ke Liye Gaya,
Guide: Ye Duniya Ka Sab Se Bada Waterfall Hai,
Is Waterfall Ki Awaj Itni Tez Hai Ki Agar Yahaan Se 20
Supersonic Planes Bhi Gujrege,
To Bhi Hum Is Waterfall Ki Awaz Bade Aaram Se Sun Sakte Hai,?
Ab Aap Sabhi Ladkiyo Se Request Hai Ki Aap Kripya Chup Rahe,
Taki Hum Waterfall Ki Aawaz Sun Sake.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views
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