Bhikhari’s True Love

Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:

Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar karta hai…. “True Love”

Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari bana hoon…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 595 views
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