Oklahoma

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other,

"Which do you think is farther away.........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1157 views
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