Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sTUPID: tujhe bus main thpar kiun para 

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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

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10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi k turant baad

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mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
i offer my....

I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us,

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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.

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Friend:
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1 lrka ne ankh mari
srdar
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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.

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Seller: “Iss Ke 10 Accident Hue Hai Har Baar Sirf Biwi Hi Marti Hai, Husband Bilkul Sahi Salamat Rahta Hai”

Santa Khush Hoke: “10 Lakhhhh“

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