Santa Bike chala raha tha
Santa Bike chala raha tha
Santa PRAD0 wale se:Kabi Bike dekhi hey?
PRAD0 wala:Ja apna kaam kar
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Santa phir PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola:Kabhi Bike dekhi hy?
PRADO wala:Pagal hey kya meri 40 lakh ki gadi or muje Bike se jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar padi hey or Santa kahin pada hey
PRADO wala:Ye kya hua?
Santa:Kabi bike dekhi hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:Haan dekhi hey bol ab?
santa:iska BREAK kidher hota hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 794 views
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