Jaldi punch jaen
Pathan:yara bike q tez kar di?
Sardar:barak fail ho gaia hai
Is pe pehale k acident ho ghar punch jate hain.
Pathan:aur teez kar or tez
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1164 views
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