Modern dor ki shadi

Modern dor ki shadi

Larka larki k father se:

Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.

Father:Kyun???

Larka: q k meray hath thak gye hain , msg kar kar k

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 603 views
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