Modern dor ki shadi
Modern dor ki shadi
Larka larki k father se:
Main ap ki beti ka Haath mangne aya hun.
Father:Kyun???
Larka: q k meray hath thak gye hain , msg kar kar k
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1123 views
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