3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.
Ek ne gana shuru kiya
Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!
Bolo kyon?
Stupid eis liye
Baki dono ne tali bajai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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