I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 582 views

EK LADKE NE AMROOD KHRIDE

EK LADKE NE AMROOD KHRIDE OR USME SE KIDA NIKLA. AGLE DIN USNE AMROOD WALE KO KHA ISME KIDA NIKLA HAIN TO USNE KHA YE TO KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN. AAJ KIDA NIKLA HAIN KYA PTA KAL TERA MOTER CYCLE NIKAL JAYE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?

Servant: Bijli Deen

Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?

Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha, lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene

Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya

Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao

Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

Teacher: Wo Kase?

Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Frog learning foreign language.

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)