I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac.

I was against it and an argument started.

I said there were too few people supporting the Mac.

He responded, "When was the last time you heard of a virus on a Mac?"

And I said "See, even people who write viruses don't support Macs."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 760 views

Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di, Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi "Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bhook Ya Ladki

Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.

Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka..

Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.

Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.

Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kaliya n Peeliya putting bomb

Kaliya & Peeliya ek car me bomb laga rahe the .

Peeliya - agar bomb lagate samay phat gaya to kya hoga .

Kaliya - do'nt worry ! Mere paas ek aur bomb hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher: You must be Kidding?

Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!

DEVDAS Of 2010..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor
Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)