Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 771 views

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A man jumped into the river

A man jumped into the river and never came back.

Another man jumped, he also didnot return.

Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water...!!

Poori chemistry hi hila di... :) ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne

Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne ke liye permission kyun nahi deta?

Jwaab: Kyunki kanoon ke mutabik kisi ko ek hi gunah ke liye do baar saja nahi di ja sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
YCoz
He Feared That Fish WillStart Swimming In His Stomach

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)