Sholey ki team ne IPL me part

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye

Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha..:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 556 views
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Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

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"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.

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