Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 866 views

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,

Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?

Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Badla le raha hun.

Pathan park me baitha tha dost kia kar rahe ho

pathan:badla le raha hun

dost:kis se

pathan:waqt ne mujhe barbad kia ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kissing your wife in your home

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)