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1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 867 views
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