Boss : why do you want some off time tomorrow.
Ali : I want to be married .
Boss : who stupid girl is being married with you.
Ali : she is yours daughter sir

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 576 views

Pathan Aur Traffic Police

Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga

Pathan: Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay Four Wheel Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher ne bachhe ki copy par

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lux Rs.25 Ka Kya Hua

Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi ki waja

Railway Station pe shohar Bv ko leny gaya

Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai

or tum ?

Shohar:Wo apni Bv ko chorny aaya hai leny nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)