Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha
Ek Mirasi rozay nhi rakhta tha.Us k peer ny kaha tum roza rakho main wada karta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.Us ny roza rakha.Sara din bari mushkil sy guzara.Sham ko roza khol kay peer k paas chala gya.
Peer ny kaha mango kya mangtay ho?
Woh hath baandh kr bola peer saaein Sawery EID krwa dyo.!
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