Sher ka Bet
Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho
aur wo sher main ho.
Beta: han, baba school mein teacher
bhi aisa hi kehti hy.
Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.
Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 894 views
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“Koi Chupay na Chupay . mein aaa gaye.
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