Ek Raat light chali gayi
Ek Raat light chali gayi SANTA:Aree yaar pankha to chala doo,banta: Kar dii na paglo wali baat?pankha chala diya to mombati bhuj jayegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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