Ant and Elephant
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.
After the first night of honeymoon, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"It's so bad.," said the ant, "One night of emotions, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!) / 592 views
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