An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.

After the first night of honeymoon, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"It's so bad.," said the ant, "One night of emotions, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!) / 943 views

Pathan in P.C.O

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se
mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa
gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas
mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun
gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO
se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain
ge :-d

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Main Tou Darzi Ko De Aaya!!

Sardar 1: Yar Ye Joray Kahan Bantay Hain?

Sardar 2: Oaey Tu Nahi Janta
Aasman Par

Pehla: Abay Shit Yar

Doosra: Kia Hua?

Pehla: Main Tou Darzi Ko De Aaya!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bad check

A news story said the police caught a guy trying to cash a phony check and took him down to the station. While the officers were distracted, the crook grabbed the check off the desk and swallowed it.

No problem: the police waited five or six hours and then charged the guy with passing a bad check.Twice.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar Mein Itni Door Nikal Aaye Hai Hum Dost

Ustaf Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Kafi Time Se Ek Ladki Ke Piche The.
Par Jab Unki Bat Na Bani To Unhone Ladki Ek Shayari Likhi
Hum To Tumhari Dosti Mein…
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Itne Door Tak Nikal Aaye Hain Dost…
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Ke Ab To Rikshay Wala Bhi Wapsi Ka 2000 Mangta Hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Save Lives

In Maths Class:

Student: Why do We Have to Learn This?

Teacher: To Save Lives.

Student: How does Math Save Lives?

Teacher: It keep Idiots Like You Out of Medical School.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)