L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai

L.I.C Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Scheme Banate Hai

Logo Ki Biwion Ko Paas Bitha Kar Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Batate Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views

My wife’s first husband.

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ami mera teacher kitna piyara hai

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Head & Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.

& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Doctor Film Banane Start Kar Di To Film Ka Nam Hoga

Paralyzed ho na ho
Hum blood de chukka sanam
Mari yaar ke endscopy hai
Kaho na Diabeteshai
Hash ap hamara patient hoti
Pagal banaya apne
Kabhi ICU Kabhi CCU
Hamara stethoscope apke pas hai
Operation to hona hi tha
Phir haddi fracture
Om surgery Om
Hypertension for you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor or patients

patient : doctor,doctor lizard entered in my ear. doctor : when? patient : morning eight o clock doctor. doctor : now 12 O clock why you have not come to me for treatment? patient doctor i thought that lizard will caught the cockrooch which was entered at early morning 4 O clock.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)